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WALLETROAST

Your spending, roasted. Get roasted by an AI. Save money anyway.

🌮 Chipotle14 visits

“You spent $97 here this month. That's restaurant prices for rice, beans, and an identity crisis. The grocery store sells all of this for $1.20 a bowl.”

💡 Cook it: $1.20/bowl at home

🎯 Chipotle Rewards: Free entree every 1,250 pts

💰 Save up to $80/month

Get Your RoastTry Demo (No Signup)Free trial. No credit card. Seriously.

How it works

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Connect your bank

Secure, read-only access. Your transactions never leave your phone.

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Get roasted

Our AI analyzes your spending and delivers a brutally honest (and funny) report.

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Save money

Every roast includes cheaper alternatives, rewards suggestions, and real savings math.

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Share the damage

Screenshot your roast score. Post it. Watch your friends download the app.

More than just roasts

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Subscription Roast

Find and cancel the subscriptions you forgot about.

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Debt Accelerator

Pay daily instead of monthly. Save thousands in interest.

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Financial Horoscope

Daily spending forecast. "Avoid Target today."

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Haul Calculator

"That's 14 Chipotle burritos" before you buy.

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Money Education

60-second daily tips. In roast voice, obviously.

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Emergency Fund

Track your savings. Get roasted when you raid them.

Your data stays on your phone

Your individual transactions never leave your device. We only see aggregated summaries. No credit card required for the free trial. Cancel in 2 taps. No dark patterns.

Unlike some apps, we don't need your credit card to prove we're worth it.

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